Flirty Army Jokes

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. Two guys get on a flight and a sexy stewardess passes them. I dont see it 44. Actually I can feel myself getting hard right now.

You both get wet when I turn you on. Hi Im writing a phone book can I have your number 24. You know youre getting hangry.

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Forget hydrogen youre my number one element. If the commanding officer is not right see 1. Thats no way to address an officer.

Thank you for all your submissions. Lets play Titanic youll be the iceberg and Ill go down. Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes.

Hey baby I cant put you in the Corps but I can put the Corps in you. Look a dead bird The Second PFC looks up to the sky Where. 8171 1257 votes.

Holy shit my mom told me to avoid pretty girl or I will be turned into Statue. Because I see myself in them. Lets play doctor doctor.

Hey baby Id swab your poopdeck any day. Yeah and Army coach says as soon as they learn to drive them th. May I borrow a Kiss from you I promise Ill give it back to you.

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I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side. Is there a mirror in your pants. Why are men like diapers.

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An Irish Republican Army soldier lies on his death bed. How is a woman like a road. Quick Moira he says to his loving wife.

If God had meant for us to be in the Army we would have been born with baggy green skin. The nun dips her finger in the holy water and enters heaven. If I could rearrange the Alphabet Id put U I together.

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You are in my heart you are in my blood you are in all my body. Joke has 6844 from 93 votes. He forgot to wrap his whopper.

A man his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful. 8169 941 votes.

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Two most important rules in the Army. They both have manholes. Soldier do you have change for a dollar Soldier.

The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. Hey baby lemme put my oorah in your who-ha. Click Here for a random Dirty.

What do you call a Marines with an IQ of 160. Saint Peter is there and asks the first nun if she had ever touched a penis. Is your name highway.

I gotta hit that says one to the other gets up flirts with her and then they go to the bathroom for 15 minutes. I like Jesus but he loves me so its awkward. I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay.

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I once touched a penis with the tip of my finger Dip your finger into the holy water and enter the kingdom of Heaven says Saint Peter. You finish your charting and realize youre in the wrong patients chart. One day an IRA soldier lies on his death bed dying of cancer.

Now lets try it again Officer. The Daily English Show. The doctor gave him his diagnosis and only three days to live.

Lets play army Ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me. The stranger offers to take first watch. Murphys Law of Nursing 59.

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Because I want to ride you all night long. No SIR Joke 4. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand the stranger yells Hey.

Guy comes back to his friend and says Nah. What Branch of the Military Do Babies JoinThe infantry. Here are the beautiful results.

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